3 Things You Can Do To Make A Scorpio Smile | TheZodiacCity.com

zodiaccity:

1. Assure them that they can trust you – your words, your actions, everything.

2. Talk about something they’re into, something that will be of interest to them. They’ll delight in being able to express their thoughts and opinions on what they like.

3. Support their dreams and give them extra boosts of encouragement whenever you can.

(Source: thezodiaccity.com, via zodiaccity)

Thank-You’s to the signs

zodiacsarecool:

Thank you…

 Aries: for your ability to liven the mood 

Taurus: for your responsibility 

Gemini: for your interest in others

Cancer: for your consolation

Virgo: for your attention to detail

Leo: for your spunk

Libra: for your levelheadedness

Scorpio: for your kindness

Sagittarius: for your funniness 

Capricorn: for your timing

Aquarius: for your quirks

Pisces: for your imagination

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lesbabeths:

i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

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dealing with the worst case scenario

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

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The Zodiac Signs as Food

astraltwelve:

Aries: Nachos.

Sometimes they bless your stomach with the most wonderful taste, other times this dish scorches your tongue with the burning rage of Hell itself. 

Taurus: Beef Stew

With so many ingredients, vegetables, and meat chunks floating around, each spoonful has a little different taste to it. But each one leaves your belly warm and happy. Unless you eat it too fast— then your throat burns like a thousand suns.

Gemini: A two-tiered marble cake with whipped cream frosting.

Light and airy, but pure angelic gold on your tongue, this double-layered cake can make a grown man cry for more, but can topple over if you aren’t careful.

Cancer: Clams

To eat clams takes a bit of work. Sometimes the shells open up, and sometimes they don’t. Which means sometimes it takes a bit of work to get to the delicious and soft center.

Leo: Sushi

Exotic, expensive, and utterly delicious, with a wide range of varieties, you’ll never run out of new tastes and experiences with this blessed food. 

Virgo: Fettuccine Alfredo with grilled chicken

Simple and easy to make, this can feed a whole family, or a hot date for two. Not to mention the glorious taste!

Libra: Greek Salad

Usually seen as a “summer salad,” this dish has an array of different tastes. One bite may have a bit of bitterness from the oregano, another might be sweet from a tomato. Regardless, this dish is surely from Mount Olympus itself!

Scorpio: Dark Chocolate Brownies

Sweet, and bitter at the same time, this dish may not be best for everyone. Those who do like it, however, can taste the heavenly blessings of God himself. Best served hot.

Sagittarius: Watermeolon

Light and juicy, this is a healthy and natural dish. The freshness of it often remind’s one of suburban summers. There are no surprises with this dish— what you see is what you get. But you’ll enjoy it.

Capricorn: New England Clam Chowder

Not for everyone, this is often an acquired taste. Those who do like it, however, describe it as the tears of Seraphs past, blessing the cold winter nights. While the ingredients are rather simple, not every bite is quite like the last.

Aquarius: Sesame Tofu Stir-Fry Over Rice

This dish is packed with healthful ingredients: Sesame seeds offer iron, magnesium, and zinc. Slender shoots of asparagus add color and crispness. Plus, green asparagus is higher in vitamins A and C and than the white variety. With Tofu instead of meat, this dish aids in the quest to cease animal cruelty. 

Pisces: Peanut Butter & Jelly

Simple and inexpensive, this is a meal we’ve all grown up with and love with a simple nostalgia. There are several variations, to this old recipe as well; You can use Strawberry instead of Grape jelly, or substitute Nutella. Regardless of the changes this dish has gone through, it remains loved by many.

(via zodiacsociety)

Zodiac Signs: 12 Sense of Humor

itszodiacology:

Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.

Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.

Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they’re not.

Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too.

Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.

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(Source: zodiacuniversal, via itszodiacology-blog)

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turnipfritters:

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward

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Astrology Witches

astroloasks:

Your Sun, Your Presence

• Aries:  tattoos and leather
  
• Taurus:  herbs and knit sweaters
• Gemini: books and sigils
  
• Cancer: gossamer and starlight
  
• Leo: light and gold
  
• Virgo: glow and denim
  
• Libra: silk and incense
  
• Scorpio: bone and black
  
• Sagittarius: neon and moonlight
  
• Capricorn: rich soil and wool
  
• Aquarius: rain and burlap
  
• Pisces: crystals and salt
  

Your Moon, Your Gift

• Aries: curses and potential
  
• Taurus: kitchen and green magic
• Gemini: sigils and glamours
• Cancer: astral projection and dream magic
• Leo: divination and fate alteration
• Virgo: banishment and cleansing magic
• Libra: illusions and truth
• Scorpio: spirit work and possession
• Sagittarius: flight and transformation
• Capricorn: runes and protection
• Aquarius: foresight and storm magic
• Pisces: healing and crystal magic

Your Rising, Your Companion

• Aries: wolf
  
• Taurus: tortoise
• Gemini: fox
• Cancer: axolotl
• Leo: snake
• Virgo: rabbit
• Libra: deer
• Scorpio: ghost
• Sagittarius: coyote
• Capricorn: elk
• Aquarius: owl
• Pisces: chameleon

Your Venus, Your Item

• Aries: bone charm
  
• Taurus: cauldron
• Gemini: enchanted spectacles
• Cancer: skull
• Leo: tarot deck
• Virgo: book of shadows
• Libra: magic mirror
• Scorpio: witches hat
• Sagittarius: broom
• Capricorn: staff
• Aquarius: wand
• Pisces: crystal

(via zodiacsociety)

The Signs as the Four Personality Types

caprheacorn:

Melancholic (analytical, wise, quiet, emotionally sensitive, perfectionistic introverts):
Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus

Sanguinic (optimistic, boisterous, bubbly, chatty, openly emotional, social extroverts):
Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Phlegmatic (relaxed and peaceful, meek, submissive introverts who live to please others):
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Choleric (short-tempered, fast or irritable, the proud, extroverted ‘alphas’ of our species):
Leo, Aries, Sagittarius

(via zodiacsociety)